liam

1. (Liam) (2177↑, 896↓)

Liam aka P.I.M.P Often found with bitches and a pimping stick with a gold handle.

"I once saw this guy dressed in a cape with a golden cane. He was like a fucking shepherd, with hundreds of bitches swinging of his cock. They were all screaming somthing that sounded like liam\! But it could have been heaven? The bitches were touching his cape and getting backhands left right and center. Now thats a PIMP if I ever saw one"

Author: liam's bitch http://liam.urbanup.com/1853409

2. (Liam) (1320↑, 551↓)

A guy (or girl who wanted a change - totally open minded :P) who has the name Liam, is the sexiest person you know. Definatly a body to die for, and a smile that'll make you weak at the knees. If you have a Liam, or know one, you're the luckiest girl (or guy, again, I'm TOTALLY open minded, haha) in the world\!

Woahh, that dude's a total Liam.

Author: Aliciarrr http://liam.urbanup.com/2965311

3. (Liam) (1114↑, 622↓)

Pimped out machine, ripped, gun, tank, homie g, gangsta

"the creature known as liam has the beauty to distract the eyes of everyone it walks by, its god like features are matched by none, except the ripped beauty only known as Sam"

Author: Sam The Ripped Gun http://liam.urbanup.com/1862977

4. (Liam) (839↑, 385↓)

A term used for an incredibly good looking man, with an impecable dress sense. Can also be used to describe someone with a penis of at least 7 inches.

'Man look at him he's definatly a liam' 'look at the size of that\!\!, must be a liam'

Author: Chinkey jim http://liam.urbanup.com/3054805

5. (Liam) (641↑, 222↓)

A wonderful person full of enthusiasum and fun. Liam will always have a shoulder to cry on unless they are both occupied wich will happen alot because he is such a kind positive guy.

Your world feels like its upside down and and you carry a long frown. All you need is a brit a (european), all you need is a liam.

Author: Amelia Hicks http://liam.urbanup.com/3615464

6. (Liam) (525↑, 322↓)

A man whore.

"I'm pretty sexually deprived so I decided to call up a liam because they're never picky."

Author: susan678 http://liam.urbanup.com/3234378

7. (Liam) (312↑, 186↓)

Is the worlds best electric guitarist in the world but no one knows yet because he is still young. He defeated Roger Federer in the Australian open in the year 2001. He is the hottest guy on the earth and he is a chick magnet with a Lamborghini. So all the Liams out there should be proud to have the best name in the universe:D Liam also means True Aussie Happy Face :)

Liam means Chick Magnet and True Aussie

Author: L ia /\\/\ http://liam.urbanup.com/3150411

8. (Liam) (147↑, 55↓)

a phrase comonly used to describe something awsome.

"Dude. That Was So Fucking Liam\!\!"

Author: Bob Bobswell http://liam.urbanup.com/3819294

9. (liam) (103↑, 57↓)

A cool, hot ,cuddly, athletic dude, with abs and V Lines , generally follows metrosexual, he loves nicole collaton, and made the nomasaurus, and he loves american apparel.. and marcia

"he's being such a liam." "yeah, i no. hes so cool."

Author: liaamlovesme :) http://liam.urbanup.com/4019360

10. (liam) (57↑, 15↓)

An [amazing] person who has alot of feelings for others and wants whats best for his loved ones.very [caring] and [kind] towards people [has a heart]. Always there, extremly [loveable] and one too keep,one who most people love and admiree as much as i do too. someone to change your life for the best,if you have got a liam keep on too him because if hes as amazing as the one i have got you will never get another like him, i am writing this for many liams but truely and honestly i only know one like this and one that i [love] even though he may not realise it hes the best thing i could have and life wouldnt be worth living if he wasnt in this world i love him lots and if you find you have met a liam like this then i suggest you dont let go yet cause you have got one special thing in your hands...

liam= one of a kind

Author: sboo:P http://liam.urbanup.com/5511957

11. (Liam) (58↑, 20↓)

One of the coolest people you could ever meet. Has tendencies to be a poser, and likes to compliment himself. A Liam has an good sense of humour and likes to joke around. He doesn't take much seriously but when he does, you'll know. He's pretty amazing. If you're friends with a Liam, you'll have a friend for life.

Person 1: "You stole a bus?" Liam: "Yep. It was great. I was the bus driver."

Author: dancingintherain1993 http://liam.urbanup.com/5284872

12. (Liam) (82↑, 46↓)

a rare pepper found on the southern tip of chile, where it is wet and cold

i bought sum fat, juicy, long, hard liams at the supermarket

Author: traasfe http://liam.urbanup.com/4199535

13. (Liam) (22↑, 4↓)

A Liam is a guy who you'll never forget. Liams are sweet people, and they'd never do anything to hurt you. Unlike most guys, they always say the right thing at the right time. :)

I met a total Liam on March 14th, yo.

Author: TigGMorg http://liam.urbanup.com/5973327

14. (Liam) (17↑, 3↓)

A wonderful person, who may be shy upon first meeting, but who has a kind heart. Immensely good-looking, but modest with it, someone who will always be there for you. One of the nicest people you could ever hope to meet. Loved forever.

"You couldn't really hope for a guy any nicer than Liam"

Author: marzipanezmerelda http://liam.urbanup.com/6015230

15. (Liam) (25↑, 14↓)

A man with Irish origins. Often wears band shirts. Enjoys sticking his face upwards during photographs, and gets easily frightened by high pitched noises. In some ways Liam is like a ferret. Can never bring himself to break up with a girl, in the end he always fails and fucks. His favourite film is superbad. He also has a satchel, like Indiana Jones.

Karl: omg did you finally break up with her? John: no she cried and i did a liam or Simon: so what happened last night between you and Jilly? Jack: All im saying is we went back to my room to watch superbad Simon: luckky\!

Author: liam123456789 http://liam.urbanup.com/5373489

16. (Liam) (8↑, 0↓)

An extremely handsome and highly intelligent guy. A Liam is never to be underestimated. Though at times a bit of a badass and tough around the edges, he has a soft and sweet inside. Beware though, because he is a definite lady's man. A Liam breaks many hearts without even trying. Liam's are also highly artistic and musically inclined. They can accomplish anything they set out to do.

Woah.. you better watch out. That's a Liam you're talking about.

Author: IknowLiamandHerocks http://liam.urbanup.com/6251752

17. (Liam) (8↑, 0↓)

The hottest and most sexiest guy out there. Also very nice and sweet. To the girl that has a liam, your probably going to last a long time because he is the sweetest yet hottest guy with an amazing body, lucky\!

damn, that kid must be a liam.

Author: asdfghjklzxcvbnm12 http://liam.urbanup.com/6132170

18. (liam) (87↑, 79↓)

a man that rapes cats

u can tell he is a liam by the way he looked at the cat

Author: jocy j http://liam.urbanup.com/4843254

19. (Liam) (6↑, 1↓)

Liam, even from the very start of knowing him, will be one of the most amazing boys you shall meet. Kind, Funny and ticking every box the more you know him, the more you like him, any guy, or girl, is very lucky to be with him, seeing as he is hench and by far has the coolest hair, or beanie hat when he wears it, and great kisser :3 so yeah, liams amazing\! \<3

"Liam=W.O.W"

Author: The taller one http://liam.urbanup.com/6255503

20. (Liam) (4↑, 0↓)

only the coolest guy in town

Qoutes fom Liam "dude i drank like 4 liters of [super chill] last night... felt like i was gonna spew" "when i grow up im gonna be a dinosaur and rampage some small city in asia" "man, why you gotta be so obtuse?"

Author: ysoobtuse http://liam.urbanup.com/6341615

21. (Liam) (2↑, 0↓)

The love of my life

God, I love Liam so much.

Author: Da Quackmister http://liam.urbanup.com/6328264

22. (Liam) (2↑, 0↓)

Liam, a man with a extremely sexy bod' ( ABS \<3 ) , and apparently a very large penis ( bigger then DJs Redfoo's ). When you meet a Liam your life would change n a positive way. Liams may be what you refer to as a 'douche bag' but as you get closer to one you get to know that its only fun and games. You will love a liam for the rest of your life.

PERSON 1 " have u seen the sexy and i know it music video? OMG Dj Redfoo's dick is huge " Person 2 " Yeah but its not a liam\! "

Author: browniesule101 http://liam.urbanup.com/6327379

23. (liam) (1↑, 0↓)

A beautiful boy with amazing blue eyes and blonde hair, he is always caring for he's girlfriend but also know's how to hurt her as well. He get's easily upset over things that might be personal but he know's how to cheer himself back up. He shall find the right girl to marry at a young age, because loving young is living life young which something is Liam wants, but the girl he might want to marry might have second thought's as liam is not a very trustworthy person when at parties or any social events. He can also be a very smooth talker and doesn't really know when to close he's mouth when he starts talking, even if he say's something really hurtful things but it comes to people saying mean things about him, he know's how to get back up and stand up for himself.

liam

Author: dictionary guru. http://liam.urbanup.com/6298884

24. (liam) (1↑, 1↓)

Getting with the bestfriend of the girl you used to love.

"Wow… way to pull a Liam."

Author: noridesleft http://liam.urbanup.com/6298730

25. (Liam) (3↑, 3↓)

Goes by many names, such as sex train, sex beast, sex oranguatan, sex lemur, and sex hammer. Likes girls named Maddie.

Did you see that model go by? He's such a Liam.

Author: nevew http://liam.urbanup.com/6219538

26. (Liam) (1↑, 3↓)

Parkourist Pimp AKA someone who does back flips of buildings then drives his Lambo to his mansion and gets bjs

Did you see tat guy's flips?\! Total Liam

Author: ParkouristPimp http://liam.urbanup.com/6158307

27. (Liam) (33↑, 36↓)

A person who despite his looks is a good person, I guess.. Well let's just say he's a cool asexual with the sense of humour of a dildo, yeh pretty much hilarious\! :P

Speaker 1: Liam is such a weirdo\! Total Liam Fan: That's why I likes him ^ ^

Author: YESI'MRETARDED http://liam.urbanup.com/4858580

28. (Liam) (11↑, 16↓)

noun /ˈliː.əm/ 1 A man who reins supreme over his bitches, acting as their shepherd, often found carrying a pimp cane with a golden handle. He has bitches and hoes hanging from his cape and legs, and Liam slaps pimp backhands them left and right. Liam has skill with any weapon in a gang fighting environment, including a .44 magnum and sawed-off shotguns. 2 A man who is extremely popular with women, often acting as their sugar-daddy and taking multiple women on different dates during the same weekend. Not only handsome and charming, but acts sensitive enough to impress women while maintaining supreme masculinity. 3 A scholar who manages to balance a complex social life with intense academia, often admired by piers.

1 So this man with all of these bitches walked up, the women chanting "Liam\!" 2 I hear Jason will take Sarah, Katie and Sunny out over the long weekend, does he think he is Liam or something? 3 I hear that Tom won't need to study for tomorrow's test, and will instead go to a wild party he was invited to as the guest of honor, Tom is a Liam.

Author: mailman9 http://liam.urbanup.com/5504460

29. (Liam) (1↑, 7↓)

A sexy young hipster male whom likes nothing of the usual sort. He enjoys the company of independent people. Often has a musical talent in the genre of Indie. His life usually consists of independent activities which result in a fully Indie (or Hipster) lifestyle. He also has dreadies.

Liam? Isn't he that Hipster kid?

Author: Josephisasexgod http://liam.urbanup.com/6087850

30. (Liam) (0↑, 7↓)

usually a very white kid that looks like a ghost, who wears glasses to look cool.

"That kid looks so liam"

Author: Connor Mulby http://liam.urbanup.com/6139024

31. (Liam) (0↑, 8↓)

a hot, talented, sweet, caring guy but can be a dickhead sometimes. he never get enough with ONE girl. he cannot make up what girl he really loves he is a fucking cheater. He has nothing to show because he has a pin. he gets agressive without wanking a day. fat bitches are his type and he ditches every pretty girls for them. HIS FAVOURITE TYPE OF GIRLS are: SLOTH FACE, TOAD FACE, SQUIRREL FACE..

Liam: "Hey babe\!" (send to 10 girls) FUCKING PLAYER\!

Author: princessofsea http://liam.urbanup.com/6246722

32. (Liam) (10↑, 18↓)

Refers to him self as "gangster" or "hk". Usually has a rocking bod' and good looks (but don't be fooled) , although looks aren't everything he can be a dickhead sometimes. Can be a great friend. If you mean alot to a Liam you can be sure he'll protect you from whatever and who ever. Can sometimes be not very trustworthy and it's difficult to tell wether he's lying or not. Although most Liams are straight they will usually hide there orientation so don't be fooled because he can be as straight as a round about. And in a way of hiding his orientation he can use alot of girls in a short time .

example 1: person 1 ; that guys hard person two ; might be a Liam Example 2 : Person 1 ; is he gay? Person 2 ; yeah , he looks like a Liam

Author: Personwhoisverysmart http://liam.urbanup.com/5339694

33. (Liam) (4↑, 13↓)

1. ''Seedier then a piece of multi-grain bread 2. Doesn't pay for they're own movie tickets 3. Takes jokes way to far 4. Doesn't make the effort to give hugs 5. But can be amazing and funny on occasion

I went on a date with a Liam to the movies and I had to pay for the tickets as he couldn't 'find his money'. As we walked away from the ticket booth he miraculously whips out his $50 note that was scrunched up in his wallet from the night before so he wouldn't spend it the night before.

Author: llawl http://liam.urbanup.com/5780973

34. (Liam) (5↑, 19↓)

noun, a boy who wasn't beaten enough as a kid and probably should have been aborted.

I drank gas and smoked yard clippings when I was Pregnant and I had a Liam.

Author: I steal hubcaps http://liam.urbanup.com/5913821

35. (Liam) (13↑, 28↓)

a hot guy but an extreme failure at life. also wear shorts in hideous colors.

Oh my goodness, that guy is such a Liam\! Did you see his [shorts]?

Author: shortsshouldntbegreen http://liam.urbanup.com/5305042

36. (Liam) (13↑, 30↓)

A wee man, very short in stature, has a high pitched voice and used to work for Santa as an elf. But beware what he lacks in height he more then makes up in temper. He is like a angry red headed wolverine\! Is a big NASCAR(none athletic sport circling around rednecks) fan who secretly loves Jimmi Johnson and wants to rub coconut butter on his tail pipe. When at work will punch, maim, or even kill a person who goes in the wrong door, so beware and pay close attention when he's screaming at you to go to a certain spot, you can die.. For real he'll kill you.

Wow that service writer totally pulled a Liam on that little kid by kicking him in the head\!

Author: Stone cold pimp http://liam.urbanup.com/5369312

37. (Liam) (11↑, 28↓)

poodle pounder

Your such a Liam.

Author: puppychow1 http://liam.urbanup.com/5265508

38. (Liam) (8↑, 28↓)

A Liam is a cross between a goat, a fish, a pig and a [douchebag]. Apparently A Liam will have some human attributes, but many are yet to be convinced. If you own a Liam, you can be sure that you will spend an excessive amount of money on it, your friends will be less likely to be seen with you (many people take a sudden dislike to Liam.) and all they are really good for is a ride.

Girl: I got myself a Liam today\! Friends: That's disgusting, please leave. Girl: ):

Author: charlottefogg http://liam.urbanup.com/5313764

39. (Liam) (14↑, 42↓)

A man from Belfast. Usually caught gang raping sharks in Malta. Often referred to as "pimp" but really doesnt get any. Also the creator of "sacky bobo" He also thinks Caoimhe is so amazing. Caoimhe is the number 1 priority in his life. Over all though, he's a funny guy.. But.. needs to get out more\!

Oh no\! There's Liam\! Run\!

Author: YouKnowWhoYeo http://liam.urbanup.com/4879961

40. (Liam) (14↑, 45↓)

Erectile Disfunction

Liam Vickers

Author: jdhjshds http://liam.urbanup.com/4969414

41. (Liam) (20↑, 88↓)

A verb meaning to get a blowjob from a drunk girl in a dormitory stairwell and returning to your place of residence to be ridiculed endlessly by your friends for being an all-around douchebag. Also, pulling a Liam could also result in the touching of "diesel nips."

"He got tanked off of Keystone, then Liamed the shit out of Lisa."

Author: NickDayPeesOnLamps http://liam.urbanup.com/2834436

42. (Liam) (25↑, 94↓)

A verb meaning to get a blowjob from a drunk girl in a dormitory stairwell and returning to your place of residence to be ridiculed endlessly by your friends for being an all-around douchebag. Also, pulling a Liam could also result in the touching of "diesel nips."

"He got tanked off of Keystone, then Liamed the shit out of Lisa."

Author: NickDayPeesOnLamps http://liam.urbanup.com/2834454

43. (Liam) (32↑, 103↓)

Commonly used to describe arrogance or cockiness. The term has since been used to describe every statement someone says. Often used as an annoyance tactic, coined by Alex Mckinley.

Nick: "The Phillies were sick last night" Alex: "LIAMMMMMM" (If the situation were me saying something cocky, this is what it would be) Nick: "Holy shit, I just fucked your day up in Madden, I am so good" Alex: "Liaaam, how the fuck are ya??\!\!"

Author: Wombateiosis http://liam.urbanup.com/3436255

44. (Liam) (56↑, 127↓)

a lazy smartass that sits infront of his computer all day doing nothing but eating various doughnuts and chocolate bars.

wow, did you hear about kyle? he's being such a fucking liam\!\!\!

Author: Bri-xx21 http://liam.urbanup.com/3351073

45. (liam) (67↑, 138↓)

One who sits on msn and has funny looking eyebrows and breaks peoples shins

"Check that guy out he looks like a total "Liam"

Author: \!Lienad http://liam.urbanup.com/3181066

46. (liam) (91↑, 163↓)

To pleasure oneself while having metabolic arthritis, or gout.

My gout was acting up today so I went in the bathroom and threw a liam.

Author: Sleeveless http://liam.urbanup.com/2728901

47. (Liam) (28↑, 105↓)

the biggest asshole you will ever meet. thinks he's all that and that every girl thinks he's hot when they don't. is known to be very mean and rude. is usually fat.

1st Girl: Ugh that new kid is such a liam 2nd Girl: I know\! he tried hitting on me\! EW\!

Author: IzzievanderWoodsen http://liam.urbanup.com/4369168

48. (Liam) (44↑, 122↓)

Person with a unusually large and square shaped head. []

Liam Harper

Author: husssssainnn http://liam.urbanup.com/3318983

49. (Liam) (39↑, 124↓)

(1) gay (2) act of being homosexual

"Hey you, that's the Liamest thing i've ever seen\!"

Author: liamHater554 http://liam.urbanup.com/3653208

50. (liam) (130↑, 219↓)

When one's penis shrivels up in the cold.

I'm not actually that small, it's just it's cold and I've got a right liam.

Author: Colin Culk http://liam.urbanup.com/2572080

51. (liam) (62↑, 158↓)

an ugly ass buttfuck that likes to take it up the ass. it is a person that you often have dreams about killing violently. he yawns so loud that you want to shove sweaty socks in his mouth. hopefully he will die a painful death one day. the only vagina he will ever see is his own because he is a fucking pussy.

god\! liams such a used douche\!

Author: liam's mom http://liam.urbanup.com/3959889

52. (Liam) (24↑, 120↓)

The word Liam stands for the most Nerdy person you have ever met. He/she is a total Douche and loves the same sex. Thinks he/she is cool by hanging out with friends who do drugs. Likes to touch themselves in public. If you ask somebody for there name and they respond, "Liam" RUN FOR YOUR LIVE\!\!\!

I met a Liam last night...Good thing I wasnt THAT drunk.

Author: Liamhater http://liam.urbanup.com/3879254

53. (liam) (59↑, 160↓)

a tongue wart that only men over the age of 90 can develop

old geezer: wanna see my liam? little boy: oh hayl naw\!

Author: Joe Hallforbestelly http://liam.urbanup.com/2805129

54. (liam) (85↑, 192↓)

a person with a tiny penis

i was givin dis guy head da ova day n he had a propa liam.. tiny b.

Author: MAILYGBID http://liam.urbanup.com/2910049

55. (liam) (52↑, 183↓)

a form of human rabbit like growth never found on women.

made famous by a rabbit called liam that never got laid.

Author: johnny ooooo http://liam.urbanup.com/2602970

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Last updated: 2012.03.01